she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
