do herpes really smell.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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