People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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