She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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