Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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