My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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