East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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