Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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