If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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