Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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