my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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