Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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