fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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