Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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