all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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