One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Randomize
