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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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