GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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