BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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