He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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