yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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