After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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