Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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