Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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