We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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