Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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