Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
