So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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