thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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