just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
