Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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