Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
