It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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