that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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