Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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