Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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