I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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