Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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