I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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