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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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