i think i have two assholes
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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