...so i touched it.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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