there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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