carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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