Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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