All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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