party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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