My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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