Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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