But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Drake has all the answers
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Randomize
