If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
